Actual Trump Quotes Read By Cartoon Donald Trump

Actual Trump Quotes Read By Cartoon Donald Trump


MEANWHILE, DONALD TRUMP DID A
BIG INTERVIEW IN “THE WALL STREET JOURNAL” LAST WEEK. AND LAST WEEK, FRIDAY OR
SOMETHING LIKE THAT. NOW THE JOURNAL PUBLISHED THE
HIGHLIGHTS OF THE INTERVIEW IN A RELATIVELY FLATTERING ARTICLE
USING PHRASES LIKE MR. TRUMP HOPSCOTCHED ACROSS A VARIETY OF
POLICY AND PERSONAL TOPICS. I’M SCEPTICAL, HOPSCOTCH IS A
PHYSICAL ACTIVITY THAT REQUIRES THE ABILITY TO COUNT TO TEN. IT DOESN’T–
(APPLAUSE) NOW “THE WALL STREET JOURNAL,”
HERE’S THE THING. “THE WALL STREET JOURNAL” DID
NOT RELEASE THE FULL TRANSCRYPT OF THE INTERVIEW BUT LAST
NIGHT’S “POLITICO” DID. AND IT’S REALLY LESS HOP AND
MORE SCOTCH. NOW UNFORTUNATELY THERE IS NO
FOOTAGE OF TRUMP SAYING THIS STUFF. BUT LUCKILY, WE’RE ABLE TO GET
LIVE VIA SATELLITE SPEAKING EXCLUSIVELY IN ACTUAL ANSWERS,
FROM THE INTERVIEW, PLEASE WELCOME CARTOON DONALD TRUMP. CARTOON MR. PRESIDENT. (APPLAUSE)
HELLO.>>HOW ARE YOU DOING?>>Stephen: GREAT, GREAT. THANK YOU FOR BEING WITH US,
SIR. NOW I HEAR YOU’VE BEEN WORKING
ON INTERNATIONAL TRADE DEALS HOW IS THAT GOING?>>SO, I DEAL WITH FOREIGN
COUNTRIES AND DESPITE WHAT YOU MAY READ I HAVE UNBELIEVABLE
RELATIONSHIPS WITH ALL THE FOREIGN LEADERS. THEY LIKE ME, I LIKE THEM, YOU
KNOW, IT’S AMAZING. SO I CALL LIKE MAJOR, MAJOR
COUNTRIES AND I WILL BE DEALING WITH THE PRIME MINISTER, THE
PRESIDENT AND I WILL SAY HOW ARE YOU DOING.>>Stephen: SO YOUR IDEA OF
FOREIGN POLICY IS CALLING PEOPLE JUST TO SAY HI? CAN I SUGGEST YOUR NEXT
SECRETARY OF STATE BE A LONELY GRANDMOTHER? OKAY, SO DO YOUR CONVERSATIONS
WITH FOREIGN LEADERS TOUCH ON ANY POLICY ISSUES?>>YOU CALL PLACES LIKE
MALAYSIA, INDONESIA AND YOU SAY, YOU KNOW, HOW MANY PEOPLE DO YOU
HAVE. AND IT’S PRETTY AMAZING HOW MANY
PEOPLE THEY HAVE. (LAUGHTER).>>Stephen: HOW MANY PEOPLE
THEY HAVE. WOW, NORMALLY TO GET THAT
INFORMATION YOU HAVE TO CHECK A SNAP EL CAP.>>GOOD TIP.>>NOW HAVE YOU MADE ANY
PROGRESS WITH THE INTERNATIONAL TRADE DEALS?>>WHEN I WAS WITH PRESIDENT XI
WHO I HAVE A VERY GOOD RELATIONSHIP WITH, I SAID DO ME
A FAVOR, WOULD YOU ALLOW CATTLE, PLEASE, TO COME IN. I WAS LAST NIGHT IN WEST
VIRGINIA AND HI FARMERS COMING UP TO ME AND HUGGING ME AND
KISSING ME BECAUSE OF THE CATTLE STUFF.>>Stephen: I DIDN’T KNOW YOU
WERE INTO CATTLE STUFF. NOW YOU TWEETED ABOUT TRADE
TALKS WITH BRITAIN. CAN YOU TELL US ANY MORE ABOUT
WHAT IS GOING ON?>>NO, BUT I CAN SAY THAT WE’RE
GOING TO BE VERY INVOLVED WITH THE UK. YOU DON’T HEAR THE WORD BRITAIN
ANY MORE, IT’S VERY INTERESTING. IT’S LIKE NOPE. (LAUGHTER).>>Stephen: BUT YOU JUST SAID
THE WORD BRITAIN.>>NOPE.>>Stephen: OKAY. ON ANOTHER POIRNGHTS YOU
RECENTLY CALLED THE U.S. THE HIGH ES TAXED NATION IN THE
WORLD BUT THE DATA SHOWS THAT IS CLEARLY DENMARK.>>WE’RE THE HIGHEST TAXED
NATION IN THE WORLD. WE HAVE NOBODY KNOWS WHAT THE
NUMBER IS BUT I MEAN, IT USED TO BE WHEN WE TALKED DURING THE
DEBATE, 2.5 TRILLION, RIGHT? WHEN THE MOST ELEGANT PERSON,
RIGHT, I CALLED HIM MR. ELEGANT.>>Stephen: WHAT DOES ANY OF
THAT MEAN? AND AS– AND I KNOW THIS IS
SOMETHING YOU ACTUALLY SAID, BUT WHO IS MR. ELEGANT?>>I CALL HIM MR. ELEGANT. WELL, HOW DO YOU DO? IT’S AN ABSOLUTE PLEASURE TO
MAKE YOUR ACQUAINTANCE IT IS I, MR. ELEGANT. BUT YOU CAN CALL ME LORD WINSTON
ELEGANTE 3 ESQUIRE.>>Stephen: AND WHO ARE YOU?>>I’M THE PRESIDENT’S IMAGINARY
FRIEND. IF YOU WILL EXCUSE MEE, I’M
HOSTING A RAGING PARTY FOR THREE MILLION IMAGINARY VOTERS.>>Stephen: CARTOON TRUMP AND
MR. ELEGANT, EVERYBODY.


95 thoughts on “Actual Trump Quotes Read By Cartoon Donald Trump

  1. adam r, were laughing at you, too.i don’t fear you, I pity you, because your mommy and daddy didn’t teach you to think for yourself.

  2. I am an independent thinker. I don’t let a fat stupid moron with a third grade brain dictate my thoughts. And I certainly never aspired to be a morons minion. I am very sorry for all of your shortcomings. Maybe you can go to trump university for a third grade education too! I won’t the rest of my life in a battle of wits with an unarmed boy.

  3. So that's how he injured his head. He was attempting to play hopscotch and fell hitting his head on the corner of his desk.

  4. I didn’t even know what a Snapple cap was and had to google it, and I initially thought “google” would have been a better joke. Am I just really young or him really old?

  5. I think it would be an amazing YouTube channel if someone took a 3 or 4 year old and got them to say exact Trump quotes. You would see how perfectly believable these words would be coming from someone with that level of mental development. AND it would be frighteningly hilarious. Like you wouldn't expect a 3 year old to know who Frederick Douglass was, or that raking a forest is ridiculous or…. (BTW, I want 5% commission on the revenue from that channel for this idea).

  6. I am skeptical that Cartoon Donald Trump is expressing the views of the real president Donald Trump. The biggest clue that I have that they are not his views is that he speaks in complete sentences. The real Donald Trump does not. Just look at the latest things he says about bathroom fixtures. This in no way these can be his views.

  7. All you liberal Democrats and your "progressive" ideas!!!!!! Your all just jealous that the best political affiliation EVER elected a man who has such amazing, astounding, astonishing low self esteem that he is scared out of his wits to show his financial statement, because he doesn't want you to know he's kind of a loser and nowhere close to a billionaire!! You liberal loosers are mad that you didn't make up a charity to benefit yourself!!! All you guys are mad that Trump, who is without a doubt, the dumbest guy of all-time was elected to the Presidency just to prove that the American people love to do things against our best interests!! Your all just upset that you didn't think of a scam school to part people with money!!! Hey, President Trump didn't become an ultra trillionaire by paying people ya know!!! You guys have all these wacky scam progressive ideas, but everyone knows the best ideas are not at all progressive, but REgressive!!!! We are RE-publican, RE-gressive, and proud of it!!!!

    We want to bring back our pal Jim Crow, the Nazi party, segregation, the Berlin Wall, isolationism, pollution, coal mining, health care only if you can afford it, money shelters, and MORE great ideas!!!

  8. Fake news! "Cartoon" Trump is not real Trump in a cartoon form, but just an animation someone made, and it's being dubbed by Colbert himself, with ventriloquism!

  9. Democrats are evils puppets and they're working for the antichrist..and this guy is one of them…🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓

  10. What's sadder, that this happened nearly 3 years ago, or the fact he's still in office and a third of the nation will never abandon this idiot?

  11. This is why he’ll win again in 2020- all the mouth breathing elitist Hollywood types and their sycophants hate Trump – Americans love him

  12. The sad thing in this world is the two political parties in the US will forever split it. Correct me if this isnt true, but I believe the Constitution was written in hope and assumption that there would not be any political parties that would divide the nation. I dont think people should be assaulted and harrassed or get in massive debates and fights because they believe in different ideas. Pretty barbaric if you ask me.

    Politics are pretty stupid if you ask me

  13. What is sadder than this pathetic pile of garbage in our Whitehouse are the hordes of idiots and fools who worship him. Makes you wonder how this country stays great with not only a complete moron at the top, but with tens of millions of complete imbeciles living and working here. They worship a loser who went bankrupt 6X, had three wives and cheated on all three, lost 1.17 billion dollars from '85 to '94, has screwed over hundreds of hard working American contractors, has failed at every business he started, can't read, is mentally deranged and is suffering from early stages of dementia. Why? What is wrong with these fools? Why are they willing to support a slime ball New York City con man? WTF?? Don't Boo. . .Vote Blue. No matter who.

  14. It still feels like we’re winning! And you losers are watching this clown bashing POTUS! There’s five more years left 👍🏻

  15. President Trump despite the Foolish Stuck Left has and continues to put America and the American Citizens First. The Swamp is being drained and the Economy is it’s own proof of just How Much we Needed and Now Have a Solid Leader with Leadership Qualifications ‼️ Thank You President Trump for being Who We the People Voted for and Congrats on the landslide Win 2020 👏👏🇺🇸
    Thank You Dems for Solidifying the Win for America by simply exposing yourselves 👏👏👏👏👏 Well done 👍

  16. Well I’m watching this just today, and guess what he signed phase one of the trade deal with China! 😎
    I don’t like the guy personally but there you go he did it

  17. What they should do is invite him on and play to him what hes been saying and ask him to explain what hes been saying

  18. Time to call your Senators and be heard! Lindsey Graham 202-224-5972; Tim Scott 202-224-6121; Jim Inhofe 202-224-4721; Pat Toomey 215-241-1090; John Hoeven 701-250-4618; Kevin Cramer 701-527-7419; Bill Cassidy 202-224-5824; John Kennedy 202-224-4623; Jim Risch 202-224-2752; Mike Crapo 202-224-6142; Mike Braun 202-224-4814; Pat Roberts 202-224-4774; Jerry Moran 202-224-6521; Chuck Grassley 202-224-3744; Joni Ernst 202-224-3254; Deb Fisher 202-224-2651; Josh Hawley 202-224-6154; Steve Daines 202-224-2651; Ben Sasse 202-224-4224; Rob Portman 202-224-2315

  19. Still painful, more than three years later! However, tRUMP has officially become the 1st POTUS in US history, to have been impeached in his term in office!!!

  20. Every m ou nth? Toure lucky. The American dream is now the American nightmare. The genius cant even get his administration to tell the same lie/ excuse

  21. Is this the Best President Americans have on Offer . Then Please get rid of him as he is the Greatest Joke since Humanity was Invented .

  22. You won’t see this on Fox or any other main stream media
    Trump mocks the national anthem during super bowl what a hypocrite

    https://youtu.be/Q4I5LFPFMeQ

  23. Comedy about fascists is no longer funny. New strategies need to be developed. Otherwise it's just gleaning entertainment from a monster, perfectly normalized and corporate. Any ideas?

  24. Trump is rough, I worked for managers like him at AT&T. Even some of the higher up managers that came up through the ranks. Did I like them ? Some I disliked but they were hands on managers, they knew the job. College level managers that came in didn't know anything about the work we did and created problems.

  25. i just heard an interview "Hartman show", of some dude talking about why trump sniffs so much, i always thought it was drugs, dude says he's seen trump crush and snort adderall, A LOT of his behavior is making sense now, including the slurring being due to the stuff he uses to come down off the uppers. sounds crazy but it explains SO MUCH!

  26. Why isn't this a commercial for the Democrats??? If Bloomberg wants to spend millions on commercials, why doesn't he go after TRump's comments, slurs, tweets, bullying, let's get this guy out of office!!

  27. I don’t support anything he does, but I wanted to find out why Republicans support him, and from their point of view. I am so confused. Some people say that support him because “he speaks from his heart” “he’s not afraid” but that’s not always a good thing. I still don’t understand why they support him, and trust me, I tried. I want to educate myself on everything before I decide who’s side I’m on completely, but I just don’t see how we Democrats could be wrong about this. Does anyone know a logical reason to support him? I don’t want to get into a political argument with anyone but I want answers lmao

  28. “Hopscotch is a physical activity that requires the ability to count to ten..” when I say my jaw dropped- 🤣🤣👏

  29. Bro there's no way trump said we're the highest taxed country, he always talks about how we're better because we have lower taxes

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